The Earth's Crust Has Many Cracks

At what point in the night did things go wrong is any one's guess. I suppose things went terribly wrong when I ordered a sandwich. Naturally, its like poison to my system but bearing in mind I was feeling a bit rebellious and was going to do exactly what I wanted to do at the exact moment my heart desired therefore I was with sandwich in tow.  Not to mention that this establishment was seriously not of my own desires.  Alas, here we work rocking it out for the greater good at a dingy Irish bar sucking back flat beer and greasy sandwiches when we were feeling a bit over-observed by a strange Asian man.  Standing at a tape-measured distance of less than three feet this particular strange Asian man lingered at the nape of her neck.  I immediately noticed is blatant disrespect for personal space nonetheless was encouraged to keep quiet and that was exactly what I decided to do.  For five minutes this went on.  Even the waitstaff noticed his terribly bizarre behavior. I was just pleased that my back was against the wall. And yes this is something I tend to do frequently.  So here he was standing so close to us and staring like a fat kid in a pastry shop.  I was quite tempted to give him a dead arm because it seemed ironic at the time but instead I acted like a lady that I am from time to time.  After about 20 minutes a friend of the strange Asian man arrived and to my comic relief what this man uttered was without prediction.  And it was as such,  "hey man thank God you made it. I had nothing to do than stare at the crack of this girl's ass for the past 10 minutes."  Now this was a statement that I heard but present company would be terribly insulted, insecure and would make for a nasty continuance of the night.  I cannot make this up.  Apparently her low rise jeans were a little lower giving way to a lucid amount of staring.  As we left the pub my friend made a quick trip to the loo....it was at that time that I provided the crack addict a quarter for the next time he wants to make a call.  It was my first Asian.