As Robbie Williams recently quotes in his song "Bodies," Jesus didn't die for you. It seems a fair bit trite to examine his motives by writing such a thing. He is not exactly the pillar of morality nonetheless he brings a grey lined point. You are not perfect, so stop meandering around in a world that is indicative like you might just be. There is very little you can do to change a person's mind once it is made. Most people are not exactly the most impressionable once the gauntlet has been dropped. I for one am the last person to turn my back on a brilliant decision; and most of the time I spend a fair bit considering implications before making it. Like the whole entire concept of friends post dating. It is quite an anomaly really. To think of yourself being able to conduct a bona fide friendship with someone post flagrancy is just blasphemous towards the concept of coupling. And let's just be honest; you don't kiss you friends. I know I prefer not to. The modus operandus for entering into a physical and emotional relationship with someone is because you feel something serendipitous that you would not normally endure with a simple friendship. And most of the time post break-up there is a necessary amount of healing that must go on before you are ready to even conduct a dialogue with a former partner. As women we don't consider it flattering to be tossed aside by careless excuses to end a connection on one end and then start it on another; as friends. As women we typically travel in packs. We are never alone. We have strength in numbers. Once established we manage to fill up our datebooks with plans and dates with new suitors. We don't have the post-date agonizing time to labor towards a pathetic excuse for a friendship let alone you real motive. Nonetheless if you feel that its acceptable to essentially "dump" us and then desire to be your friend.....you might as well surrender to the fact that you are the village idiot and get help for that. Texting us wondering why you have not heard from us just solidifies the moot point.
We didn't want to be your friend. We don't need anymore friends. Please walk away with your minimalist dignity intact, we'll at least give you partial credit for that. Enjoy football season; they make it in HD now......and we don't care. We are too busy with cuter, more successful boys with style and swagger. Have fun now!
